Alrite i just soaked ma shoes.
Will blog n then wash em.
Got loads to say.

The otha day i was on the bus.
A guy was sitting beside me.
I was going to skool.
This gal came in.

Wearing odd clothes.
Real odd.
She looked as though she was going for her Prom.

Well the guy beside me knew the gal.
The guy said hi n shit.
He asked wat course.

She said Mass Com
*Roles eyes.

He asked "Why u wear until like that"
Juz wat i would haf asked if i knew her.

She said "Mass Com mah"
I was like wat the fuck.

The guy was like "Oh" n shut his crack.

I seriously dont get it.
K i didnt get the FMS guide book in yr one
cuz they didnt mail it to me.
But did they ask us to dress stupid?

I mean seriously.
Where does it state that u gotta dress odd?
Its cuz of stupid fucks like her that pple think
we are odd!

If u wanna come 2 skool in sum shit...
tell people u like it.
Dont blame it on the course ur doing.
Cuz it suckS!

We are normal fellas like anyone else in NP.
Should i join the bandwagon n wear a coat to skool?
Thats how stupid it sounds.
Dont go arnd associating ur dressin wif MCM.

Haiz.
I feel pist.
Anyway on a lighter note...
National day is comiN!

Quick run to Hang Ten n grab a shirt!

Anyway have ya hung ur flag?
I havent!
I fuckin wont.

Oh not cuz i hate the local rule.
Despite the fact that it deserves questioning.
Haha.
Seriously.

Well its ma fault ma parents cant hang the flag.
No!
I didnt bleach the flag.

Well it all happened 8 years ago.
I played wif the screw to hang it.
Not that i got a thang for screws but ya
i was fiddling with it.

It fell like 8 floors.
It hit the floor.
Sounded like it.
K i hope it hit the floor.

*Guilty look.
Till today nobody knows im the reason.
Haha.
I dont know why i messed wif it.
But yeah i did.

No one seems to be hanging their flag in Spottisville.
Hope the case is not the same in every house.
The youngest son fiddling with the screws.

Oh ya.
I saw Bush's speech on Tv.
Regarding the upcomin elections...

I was fuckin laughin at his stupidity.
He talks crap.
I think ma maths tutor made more sense.
Right Funky?

Haha.

I really hope Kerry wins.
I wish Al Gore won the previous elections.
He was fuckin better.
Haiz.

This texas ass can shove his speeches up
his texas ass!

Adios pple.

Its a saturday.
Spent it resting.
Talking to Sim.

I feel recharged.
Well woke up 2 see pool loose.
Watched Tee Vee all day.

Slept from 4-8.
Woke up n juz felt so good.
Finally grabbed loads of sleep.

Slept the previous nite at 4.
Ma bro even took a pic of me sitting n sleeping.
Haha.
That ass.

Im so not sleepy now.
Guess i will catch the soccer on tv.
Man Utd is playing.

Sajan came over wif his wife.
Dad was joking all the way.
Claiming he luved being a bachelor n he feels tied up now.

As though he just got married yesterday.
Mom was laughin her head off.
Ok i better go.
Adios ya.

Aaah.
The weekend.

1.39 pm n Im up.
Speaks for itself ai.

Anyway I was seeing some of Sim's real cool pix.
Oh she sure does take good pics.

She took some pix that reflected olden Sg.
U know the old bus stops n sign boards.
Yeah.

I was thinkin abt phone booths in the shower.
Arent they history?
How many of ya carry a fone card now?

I only see foreigners usin em.
Imagine takin pics of fone booths.
Aah.

Not this weekend though.
Im too tired to leave home.

I guess i gotta clean up ma room or something tomorrow.
But first gotta catch the reds on tv.
8am!
fuckin live from Canada.

Aint it cool 2 wake up n watch soccer
first thing in the morning.
K that sounded stupid...
but its kickass.

Trust me.
K im off to watch tv or something.
Adios.

Oh if u cared, hop nite was tonite.
Haha.

K Why am i laughin now?
I feel weird.
Drank like 4 bottles of water.

I love water!
K i betta shut up before i get the IMH knockin at ma door...

Im in the library.
5hrs break.

Going to the temple later.
Mom cant come.
Why?

Cuz her mom's sis passed away in India.
Haiz.
One after the other.

The rest of us are going though.
Its for my uncle's prayers.

Alrite adios.

Aaaah!
it feels so good lookin at ma desktop.
All thanks to ma yaya.

If not for her,
i'd probably still be digging for ma files.
Thanks dear.

Well.
Im playin netball tomorrow.
Some tournament we are takin part in.

Wish us luck pple.
Adios.

 

Well im sitting in one of those study rooms.
In the library. 

Its another long week.
Just finished my qn for the media research.
I gotta do one more qn.

This just came across ma mind
n i just gotta pen it down be4 i forget.

"Its a minor hiccup but I'd rather see it as a major fuck up!"

I actually wrote it weeks back during a lecture.
But i only read it now while clearing my unwanted pages
in my notepad.

Anyway gotta get back to work.
Adios

Remember that uncle of mine?
The person who was in hospital.
He passed away at 1.
Indian Time.

Yup.
Didnt know till i got home.
Dad was real upset n stuff.

Wasnt allowed to use the pc till today.
We had to have porridge last nite.
Some weird rules we gotta obide to.

Anyway.
Its a Sunday morning.
Im going out!
YaY!

Where to?
School.
Damn!

Gotta do advert assignment n media research.
Haiz.
This is horrible.

Actually its cool in one way.
Cuz that means i can avoid the pple coming to ma house 2day.
Pple are gonna flock in when they know abt ma uncle.

That reminds me.
When i was like 5.
I had a blue round neck shirt.

It had this old man.
Holding his shepherd stick.
He was yelling at this bunch of sheeps.
Guess wat the wordings said?

"Get the flock outta here?"

Wish i had that shirt now.
Haha.
Actually ma dad got me that shirt.
From Daimaru.
Ma parents were freakin crazy abt Daimaru.

I cant forget the fountain.
It attracted me most.
When you clap the water would jump.
But i always clapped too softly.
Ma parents would usually end up coming home with reddish hands.

Alrite i better head to skool ya.
See ya arnd.

3 hrs late.
Missed advert lesson.
Rushed the ending.

Fuck it!
Its ova.
Im juz waiting for the next shit for Radio.
Aint bagging on this one ya.

Dad is tellin how wonderful the Spinach he is eating is...
Anyway!

As i was saying August 5th!
Wats so great?
No it aint the National Day dude.

The Village.
 
Its gonna be released.
All star cast.
One of the most anticipated movies.

Im sure gonna catch it.
Cuz of the stars?
Nah!
The freakin director!

Who is he?
M. Night Shyamalan
Just realised we got stuff in common u know...

Firstly Duh! We are both men.
Secondly his name.

M. Night Shyamalan

Night supposedly is his english name.
thats weird ai.
but ya.

Shyamalan?
How typical can a malayalee's name sound?
Oops i just remembered Im a malayalee toO!

Here's the killer!
So wat does that M. stand for?
Manoj.
I swear.
I aint pulling a fast one.

Is that cool or wat?!

Anyway he is the dude who did 3 beautiful movies.

The Sixth Sense.
His first movie.
Instant classic.
Luved the twist at the end.

Unbreakable.
A super hero movie in its own way.
Beautiful way of telling a story.

Signs.
Claimed to have had a bad ending.
I luved it though.

3 beautiful movies.
3 years.
his next is gonna be out soon.
Catch it.
Aug 5th.

K enough PR done.
My life?
Its official.
If i eva have a production house its gonna be called...
16mm Pictures.

Mark it.
Cuz its gonna cause a storm.
I cant write these days cause of the stuff i gotta do.
But i simply have so many ideas Im waiting to shoot.
Im waiting.

 

Stress.
Its last possible victim.
Me.

It has caught me tonight.
Radio due tomorrow.
Just re-did the script.
As in according to format.

Advertising.
Just typed all the info for the lesson tomorrow.
I fuckin hate workin with graphs on word.

Man it sounds easy.
But thats the last thing it can be.

I dont know if we can do our radio on time...
1 hr late?
1 day late?

It just depends on the flow.
Just keep ur fingers crossed.

Cant wait for tomorrow to be over.
No.
Not cuz the weekend is coming.
Cuz i gotta get ma media research done over the weekend.

This is sicK!
Ok Im sure im gonna be better this time tomorrow.
I hope.
Adios.

Please dont ask abt radio.
Id rather not talk till its over.

Caught King Arthur.
Very "troyish".
So if u liked troy,
this is probably ur movie.

I have so much to talk abt actually.
Aint in the mood though.
Will post more after friday.

I think media research is sick.

Liverpool just won their first friendly.
Against Wrexham.
2-1.

They are off to the States now.
Im off to skool now.
Adios.

The dark Angel is returning.
Think Spidy was cool?
Bruce Wayne's gonna hitcha hard.
 
I simply luv the character.
The darkness.
The touch.
The creep.
Plain brilliance.
 
Though George Clooney made
a comedy outta the previous movie,
Im sure this is gonna be a good one.
In the making for years.
 
Im sure all Bruce Wayne's fans are waitin!
DC Comics simply rule!
 

Dont ask me but i think ma soccer is plain K-I-C-K Ass!
N i mean literally.
 
Went to the court.
First touch was an inswinger from
ma own half of the court.
Flew straight in.
 
Scored too many goals to count today.
 
The highlight?
 
Haja's goal kick.
Devan chested it down.
First time volley from me...
Ole!
 
I luved it!
Clenched ma fist n smiled.
Devan freakin jumped out of the way to avoid ma shot!
 
They say that people reach their peak at 17-18.
Im feeling it now.
Im luvin it.
 
I dont know if it's me?
The Adidas ball?
or ma seasoned Adidas shoes which can kill.
I luv the red pair I'm using rite now.
 
I reached a stage where i saw people runnin away
when eva I volleyed the ball.
I think Soccer is plain kickass n juz helps
relieve me.
 
Oh ya Halim is explaining wat Alpha Monkey is all about rite now!
A big hola to Halim!
 
Ma dad's only bro who is alive is in hospital.
Or should I say step bro?
Well anyway hope ma uncle gets well soon.
Cuz i knoe how much this bro means to ma dad.
 
Gotta go get loads of stuff done.
Adios.
 
 

K here is a cool riddle...
Heard it on 98.7 fm
 
Wat do u call Ginger Bread man if
he looses a leg?
 
Limp Bizkit!
 
Its a Suday n I got an advert meeting
at 2. How wonderful. 
 
Hope i can get home for some soccer
towards the evening. 
 
 

Fotos taken at ma nieces B'Dae are up.
Kid is 2 now.

Im tired...

India.
Tamil Nadu.
75 Kids.
Primary skool.
Burnt alive.
Explosion in skool pantry.

The silent bodies stacked.
Heard the cries.
Tragedy.

Were we complaining about a power failure?
Wonderful.

Im Simply Me.

I aint a Poser.
Skater.
Punk.
Hip-hopper.
Skin head.
Biker.

Im Manoj.
I have an identity.
I know what I'm here for.

In this world,
the toughest thing is being me.
But Im Lovin it!

U can ask any punk
how it feels to be a punk.
or any other shit...

...but U can only ask urself how
it feels to be urself!

Be the individual u are.
Be urself pple.
cuz thats most important.

Get the drift?
If u dont...
click the X on the top right hand corner
of this window.

Thank U!

Alrite juz got home after catchin
Mean Girls wif ma yaya...

If ur a masscommer.
who thinks skool is abt being chick.
abt bitching.
abt being plastic.
U betta fuckin go see this cuz its gonna
show ya how dumb it is!
Way cool pic wif humor injected in the facts.
Simply luved it.

K i got an idea glued in ma head.
doesnt make sense.
just technically interesting.

A guy.
Runs.
Showered in kerosene.
Keeps slipping.
Gets up n runs.
Match hits the floor.
Screen 2 black.

Music throughout scene: Bono - In the name of the father.

If i had a cam,
this is the first shit Id shoot.
Plain kickass!
Luv this fuckin shit.

Doesnt make sense.
But i think its way cooL!

Lets get the party started in HerE!

Alrite assignment has been handed in.
Now gotta do ma advert assignment next.
It comes in one after the another ai.

Liverpool reported for training again today!
So the pre season warm ups are in place.

Ma niece is turning 2 tomorrow.
Going to Pasir Ris after skool.

Saw an accident just now.
Car n Taxi.
Dont wanna talk about it.

I could haf got a cut.
broken a bone.
died.

The future is never certain.
So make the best out of the present.
& keep the faith!

Lecture tomorrow.
Argh!
Gotta get notes printed.

K i got loads of stuff to do.
Im going offline.
Gonna shower n settle down in ma room.

Im searching for tranquility.
I think only kids are in that state of mind...
i betta not go on.

Soccer was plain KickasS!

Some harangues (did i spell the shit rite?) i said...

...Besides singing hey mama wif jerry

"Wow... Shit!!!"

"2inches higher n i would be 6 inches shorter!"

"We spend half our lives admiring others
n the other half fuckin our lives up!"

-Manoj Prabhoda Chandran

Alrite the weekends herE!

Busy Saturday Ahead...

Meeting Dava in the morning.
Going to NP in the afternoon.
After which i gotta go apply for
basic theory.

Doesnt help having two teams
asking me to play for em...
If only they knew ma time table!

Management assignment due this Monday...
Hope i can do it tonight...

I Dare to Dream...

Do You?

She keeps me sane.
The one i trust n love most.
She is more than words...
Words simply cant describe her.
The lady in my life.
Ur just wonderful Yaya!

The PitBulL!

The man who could be at Anfield.
The experienced version of Gerrard.
He can attack n defend...
Juz wat Liverpool needs!
Edgar Davids.

The Euro is over.

But wait wat abt u the finals?
I aint interested.

I think its fixed.

Portugal Vs Greece
(Euro 2004 hosts) Vs (Olympics 2004 hosts)

Aint it odd?

"This is all a theatre. The real criminal is Bush."
-Saddam

The pleas of Saddam.
Uncle Bush ur elections are coming.
Think U can last em?

I pray not.
At the end of the day Bush
is a typical Texas rattle snack
who doesn't know how to control his venom!

Saddam ur no better.
A crook with the best of apprentices
disguised as his children!

Its a normal coffe shop war.
Between two big time presidents this time round.

Bush stormed Saddam's frontier
using a lame excuse in the form of
accusing Saddam of weapons of mass destruction.

Poor Saddam got his ass kicked
as he was empty handed,
With the only form of WMD being
german gas!

Well forget that, now that Iraq
has just got self government...
is everything gonna change?

Or are we gonna witness more beheadings?

Lets just remember that at the end of
the day, the media has been hiding most
of the shit in Iraq.

Look at Afghan...
The taleban was stormed down like dogs.
Osama is still on the loose.
Who knows wats happening there now?
Has the media forgotten that?

North Korea has been forcasted
as the next target of our huge bullies
called the USA...

Well Bush...
Dont forget abt ur wonderful economy Mr!
Every action of yours has nothing
but back fired.

Wasn't the world a much better place before
he came into power.
How I wish Al Gore won the elections back
when I was in Primary 6.

The rock bottom is simple...
Clinton...
U may not be Mr Perfect.
But U led your country as a gentleman.

Depeche Mode
Beautiful Lyrics
Just read N enjoy it!

Blasphemous Rumours

Girl of 16
Whole life ahead of her
Slashed her wrists
Bored with life
Didn't succed
Thank the lord
For small mercies

Fighting back the tears
Mother reads the note again
16 candles burn in her mind
She takes the blame
It's always the same
She goes down on her knees and prays

I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humour
And when I die
I expect to find
Him laughing

Girl of 18
Feel in love with everything
Found new life
In Jesus Christ
Hit by a car
Ended up
On a life support machine

Summers day
As she passed away
Birds were singing
In the summer sky
Then came the rain
And once again
A tear fell
From her mothers eye

I don't want to start
Any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's
Got a sick sense of humour
And when I die
I expect to find
Him laughing