1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she

expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she

respects him.



2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved

her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and

now he is going thru hell.



3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife

wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the

same thing : "You can have mine."



4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,

you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.



5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just

watch him drive a

car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands

are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.



6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The

letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000 I swear that we

will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't

keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."



7. What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having

trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to

speak to me for 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy." "It did,

but today is the last day."



WOMAN

When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after

her. When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her. When

she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her. When she is 48 - She

is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.



MAN

At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.

At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.

At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.

At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.

At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.

oh gosh there goes anotha weekend....

Anywae yesterdae Alvina messaged the same kinda
crap and she said i knoe u saw me at Orchard the
otha dae holdin another guys hand... please forgive me.

I replied... in the 1st place i didnt see ya and the second
place y should i care if u hold his hand? There is nufin on
between US! I dont understand y some pple dont get it
when u tell em stuff...

Then she messaged back thankin me for being a nice guy 2
her and the usual shit. And oh ya Steph kept irritatiN me
sayin we gotta forgive and forget...

No wae am i gonna make a mistake agaiN! Oh ya tonite
is the cruncher btwn Arsenal and Man U! Hope Man U
wins 2 open up the race a lil... k gtg for now... cya sooN!

cant write much these daes!

A memorable saeing:

"Black Beauty wasnt called Black for Nuthing" -Sim

There was once a guy who deeply luved a gal.
He declined many others for her. He finalli proposed
to her and she took it whole heartedly. She hugged
and kissed him. He thought the road ahead was cool.

Shestarted going to parties... where pple
were piss drunk and were not pple wif good
intentions.. he was disturbed and told her at it
the next dae. She promised to aviod such parties.
Soon she began to disappear with no sign and then return
the next dae and tell him she was out clubbin.

He was suffering juggling her and his part time job.
But he continued thinking things would
be better.... he thought he could change her.

Soon she was in hospital wif a urinary track infection.
We went there daily be4 work to spend time wif her
ensuring she was fine....

She was discharged and she confessed to him one night
that the reason for her infection was due to her
having shared a dildo. And later admited to havin screwed
a lesbian.. leaving him shocked. Her reason: he did not
have sex with her...

She often played him out on special occasions like
christmas and new yr leavin him earlier than expected
to meet other guys....

He could not take it and asked for a break, she did not
want to and pleaded for a second chance...
he gave it and she screwed it.....

She began to meet more pple and started
staying in their hostels. He began to be tied wif his work
and began to forget her and things were falling back
into place for him when...


she returned to haunt him.

Oh ya got loads 2 sae abt the past few daes of ma
life... lazy 2 type it all...

to put things short...

Well the otha dae i had a 7hr paper... went smooth but
i had to change places cuz ma charger wasnt workin...
simply cuz the powerpoint infront of Ms Vicky was off...
How nice of her...

Then Sundae was a bitch... had IAC in the morning...
went to villa francis where we started off cleaning
wheelchairs, then fed the elderly... played bingo and
joined a group and sang em songs. I had to rush for
shootin after that. Got home late and ma weekend was
over just like that. Haiz.

Mondae was cool. Played Badminton durin a 5hr break.
Realli luved it... was realli fun. We kicked some butts there.

Alvina has been callin me every otha moment todae...
wheneva i see her no. i feel like picking but then again
i feel the best punishment for the shit she gave me
is to ignore her.

Haiz i realli wonder wat i did wrong in the past... seriously!
She messed me 24 7 back then and now i am good and she
is back to haunt me.

I went to Queenswae wif the fellas....
this hiphop shop keeper looked at me
and went...

"we got shoes, hats, socks, bags, durex...watcha want?"

Guess wat... my friend Maran juz told me Alvina
told him something like she wants him to get
me back 2 her. Gosh watz up wif her man...
wasnt tellin her enuf???

wasnt the hurt she gave me enuf???

why cant she leave me alone???

Alvina always had a habit of messagin me
once I am asleep so i would wake up 2 her
messages cuz i used 2 like it... she tried it
todae on me saein...

"huney sorie 4 wat i did. I want ya.
Please dont shut me from ur life cuz i want you...
i wanna marry u."

I hope the song on this blog replies to her!
K i gotta rush for skool...

This s0ng is so cool!

I luv this skin and missed it dear....
besides donNs blog is dead so i guess
i will get back 2 this.....

Ok 2 hrs to ma writ paper.... i wanna get
ova this.... i feel so conformed juz as if i
was in the jail sum jerk designed...

Im tired of havin a clean shave!
I gotta maintain my continuity as a
student for Guru Paarvai... and i got
shootin this few weeks so i cant grow
no side burns or anything. Hiaz... i am
gettin sick of not havin at least a stubble....

Writ tomorrow and its killin me! Gosh i
am goin bonkers these few daes, The
week end is arnd the corner but not
for me cuz i got writ on sat, IAC on sundae
and after IAC i haf to go for filmin at 2, there
goes ma weekend :(

Say wat U want! - Nelly Furtado

I was once a crazie pool fan... caught every
game... wore every jersey... spoke abt em
24 7. Now...

I have missed their last 3 games choosin
somethin borin like sleep ova them. I stop
talkin abt them. Gave most of ma jerseys to
ma cousins in India.

Liverpool ur loosin a die hard fan here...
Plz wake Up fellas! Plz!!!

I am tired of waitin for 17yrs of ma life...
Plz sell Owen for the good of the team and
stop buyin french babies! Adios for now...
i gottta get goin for skooL!

Stay calm Manoj... Stay calm...
U onli got a marketin and writ
test this week and a Socpsy test
next week. Oh ya gotta hand in
ur webgraf next week 2. Oh ya gotta
go do iac for these 2 weekends. Oh ya
ur brothas Bdae is on 19th March. Oh ya
ur jaul shootin scene is comin up. Oh ya
ur goin mad! Adios!

Hey I haf been realli busy lately...
thats y i haf not been writin much.
i read the blog of someone realli realli important
in ma life and i would like her 2 read this:


Freelove


If you've been hiding from love
If you've been hiding from love
I can understand where you're coming from
I can understand where you're coming from

If you've suffered enough
If you've suffered enough
I can understand what you're thinking of
I can see the pain that you're frightened of

And I'm only here
To bring you free love
Let's make it clear
That this is free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love

I've been running like you
I've been running like you
Now you understand why I'm running scared
Now you understand why I'm running scared

I've been searching for truth
I've been searching for truth
And I haven't been getting anywhere
No I haven't been getting anywhere

And I'm only here
To bring you free love
Let's make it clear
That this is free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love

Hey girl
You've got to take this moment
Then let it slip away
Let go of complicated feelings
Then there's no price to pay

We've been running from love
We've been running from love
And we don't know what we're doing here
No we don't know what we're doing here

We're only here
Sharing our free love
Let's make it clear
That this is free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love

It was flash back galore
when i took out the rodio shirt my
first eva girlfriend gave me as her
1st eva present.

Wore it to skool todae. Man it sure
has become a small shirt over the
years. But the color of it has not
changed it all.

Haiz... The past... it can hurt at times
ya. Anywae who cares abt the past
when there is so much ahead to live
4!!! Good nite fellas, i am gonna
do ma web graf.

Plz welcome Ma New SkiN!

Manojism

Wat is thaT???

Out in stores soon!

A book by me

Inspired by Desmond Kons lectures

The biggest challenge to democracy and communism is here!

Hey PPl! K i got loads to sae now!
Yesterdae was kinda ok.

Mom and Dad called during my break before
writ com from India. I was so glad to hear
from em.

Followed my bro to Uncle Siva's place to
collect some furniture. Who is uncle Siva? He drives
sports cars, rite now he has a BMW, Porshe
and Lamborgine! Super cool man.

He wrote a book on gods message too.
Thas anotha story for another time. Anyway
he actualli bought a few stuff for my bro's new
house as a present. So he wanted us to help
him transport the stuff.

Whats the Stuff? FURNITURE!!!
Ma fingers hurt like heLL! I was helpin
to carry too. Gosh!!! Bought dinner
real late from beside his new house and
returned home. We ate dinner and i went
to sleep soon after a nice freezin showa.
I hate wam showers!

Todae morning was so cool. My brother woke
me and we left for the airport to get ma parents.
We took a cab down and ma eva sweet niece
Mathuri was there wif my eldest bro. Soon my
parents came.

We could c my mom buyin perfume while my
dad was buyin a couple of whisky bottles from the
DFS. Oh ya my dad collects Whisky. THough
he onli drinks beer occassionally. SO he has all
kinds of whisky bottles full of whisky. Name it and
he has it. From Chivas to Blue Label.

They came out and looked real glad to be back.
We then went to the viewing gallery, my bros
went to get us all breakfast from BK. Was fun
to haf ma parents back home with me.

Then my mom gave my brotha a 3 book collection
of the mahabaratha. Which is the hindu epic which
my bro dreams to film to compete against LOTR :P

She brought me a couple of ear studs! Realli cool.
One was a blue suphire and the otha was a diamond
and both were actualli placed on metal sticks. Realli
cool!

Then i said adios to them and rushed straight to class
for CATS. After class rushed home for my moms lunch
cuz i realli miss her cooking!

Oh ya! Aparna! Thanks alot for
the 5 star chocks! Amma gave them to me.
I am enjoyin eating them. Realli thanks alot.
Well ya now ma parents are back and ma
life is back to normal! :D

I realli missed em and am glad they are here
now. K adios i betta go spend time wif em cuz
they got work startin from tomorrow.

Hey pple... i went back to skool
after the break 2dae. Was kinda cool
cuz the lessons flew by... it was jackin
festival for vicky durin writ. DK seems
like someone who realli knoes how to
thekan super fast.

Met Dons new flame after class
todae... He was sabotached by
his friends to his sister. Damn funni.

Juz got home... super hungry but waitin
for ma food to be delivered. Cant wait.
Bro ordered pizza. Now thats ma BRO!
:P

K fellas till next time, its bye from MaNoJ!

Hey lads... juz got home. I went for
badminton, was kinda ok. Played badly
actualli. Pappan came.

Who is Pappan?

He is the son of our family friend. He
is here on hols from chicago. He is a
physiotherapist back there. He was talkin
to me abt the african americans back there
and the incidents he went through.

After that i got home showered and
changed and went out for ma
dinner. Feel a lil full now
but i enjoyed ma meal =)

Shit! Skool starts tomorow. Haiz I am
so not lookin forward to class. OK adios
for now k ;)

Hey pple i went to ma brothas house
to catch Guru Paarvai. I lost count of
the no of glasses of champagne i downed
when i was over there seriously.

We caught the show, after which the
talk cock session began again :P
There were a couple of sleepy heads but
the session went on till arnd 3 in the
morning after which everyone left.

Ya that was abt it... I gotta go for badminton
todae and run the show cuz ma dad is
not arnd which means i cant go to the
gym. ArgH!!!

Guru Paarvai is on tonite on central at 930pm
Dont Miss It!!!

Hey Aparna! Thats ma dear niece back in
India, one of the few relatives Im still in
contact with. The best part is that she is
a lil older than me and Im her uncle. Weird
rite!

Hey Aparna wat did ma parents sae? Are
they doing good? I am missing them here.
Haiz... Ok my body is aching badly but still
got a soccer match in like 15mins time so
i betta get going.

Hey pple... i juz got home from the gym,
couldnt carry no shit... cuz i juz went abt
two daes back after a small break. We
had a good feast for dinner though...

Hehe ma bro has organized a party
at his place tomorrow for the show!
K please try to catch the show ya!
Adios!

1 day to the premiere of guru paarvai

Hey lads i juz got up... thinkin of changing
my skin... tired of pple askin... u and don
haf the same skin rite? Ya juz gotta get
some qns of mine varified and if things go
well... ur on ur wae to see me wif a new
skiN!

2 days to the premiere of guru paarvai

Hey Im at my brothers house....
Very tired... yet to sleep all nite....
Arrrggghhhh...
Lucky Liverpool woN!

3 days to the premiere of guru paarvai

What is Guru Paarvai?

Its a tamil drama thats gona premiere on
vasantham central on this sat at 930pm!
Its a must watch, its done by the director
of match stick which won an award at the
New York Film Festival!

Its abt pple like us, the youth! Catch it
pple. Its a 13 part teleserial. Really cool
shot angles and stuff. I got the chance
to be the Assist. producer for the show.
U juz gotta watch it! The show is wae cool
and Liling is gonna be on the 1st episode.
Yes our very own Mass Commie!
How cool is that?! K catch it dudes and
dudies!

Tomorrow its gonna be 3 days to the premiere
of Guru Paarvai....

So wat is Guru Paarvai?

Well u can find out more in ma entry tomorro!

Good nite Berathers and Sistas

4 days to the premiere of guru paarvai

Hey peeps todae wasnt the best of daes...
I went to skool kinda early but was late cuz
there was a bad jam juz outside skool...

Went for the graf com test late cuz of it. I
was alreadi rushin... i was doin kinda bit when
i realised pc was spoilt... had to change pc.
Thank god the test was kinda easy.

Then Justin, Darryl and me went for makan.
We played some CM for a while. THen left
for home. Came home and after abt 2 hrs
ma bro was back. He had gone to meet an
architect. He is lookin
for a person to design his new house u c, it
was his off dae todae.

At abt 5 i went to sleep, i was that bored. Haf wae
through ma bro tried to pull it off on me by saeing
"hey manoj wake up! wake up! its 8 o clock, u got
school" and i looked arnd and the sun was up, he also
changed the time on ma alarm clock! Hehe
he can be rather cheeky at times. I fell
for it for a sec then went back to sleep.

THinkin of makin dinner. Anywae I knoe this gal
called Indra... we are not the closest of buddies.
The otha dae she told me her dad passed awae
when she was 10 and her mum has cancer. Yesterdae
she told me her fav aunt has a blood clot in her
head and had a 50-50 chance of survival. She was
so down. As a friend i told her juz pray for the
best.

Todae she messaged me saeing her aunt had passed
away. She sounded realli sad and down. I realli
didnt knoe how to reply.

Oh ya yesterdae i went for a jog and basketball.
I injured ma thumb cuz of the ball. Haiz. Ma
sis in law cooked some stew for me as dinner.
Had loads of vege haiz.

Oh ya last nite i dreamt i met Emin3m in person!
Hehe i also dreamt he gave me his autograf
and i remember how it looked like. It looked so
neat and sub conciously i remember bein surprised
at his handwritting! Hehe.... the dreams i get these
daes... anywae adios for now peeps!

Shit! I deleted ma counter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K there were no explotions!!! Well i enjoyed ma
self cooked makan. Yummy! I was watchin TV aimlessly
when Acha called! He said it was the festival
todae and asked how things were, he then passed the
fone to Amma , i spoke to her for a while, she told
me to eat fruits which is such a tabboo term in
ma dictionary. tsk tsk

She asked if i needed anything from India and i said
Yes! Please get me the kinda ear rings pple wore in
the past. She started laughin and said oK, we clearly
miss each otha we said bye like a total of 5times i guess
that shows how much we miss each otha. Its like Amma
didnt wanna hang the fone. I sure do miss them frankly.

Nivi juz sms me, gonna go jog wif him lata, yay! Guess
i will cook dinner for ma bro and sis in law too tonite.
Gotta practice for web graf too. Haiz k betta get goin!